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The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

39: Santa is a Dangerous Rogue Agent

The Broski Report with Brittany Broski

Brittany Broski & Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv

4.97.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Broski Report, Fearless Leader Brittany Broski retells the true stories of Easter and Christmas, learns about Christkind and St. Nicholas, and speculates Santa’s potential insurance situation.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Direct from the Brozky Nation Headquarters in Los Angeles, California.

0:10.0

This is the Brozky Report with your host Brittany Brozky.

0:15.0

Hello and welcome back.

0:18.4

Brozky Nation.

0:20.8

Call to arms.

0:21.7

This is a call to arms. I need everyone at attention. I need hands off the

0:26.0

wheel, hands on the red nuke buttons, all right? Every single member of Brosky Nation,

0:31.6

upon initiation, once you drink said

0:34.7

Kool-aid okay once you drink the Kool-Aid everyone is issued a Brokky uniform

0:39.9

and a red nuke button this is not to be touched or even looked at until absolute

0:45.6

code red is initiated. Now today is not a code red but rather rather a code blue

0:50.2

okay? Much to discuss today, I just came from a recording of Pretty Basic with

0:58.2

Remy and Alicia, Love Them Down, okay? If you do not follow my girls, my women, Remy and Alicia, go throw them

1:06.5

to follow right now. And of course my sister and twin Drew, Drew F. Wallo, was with us. We debriefed the Beyoncet situation because holy

1:16.7

fuck by the way still not really in a head space where I can comprehend. Okay I've got I've got things on the brain today, y'all.

1:25.7

Okay, I am...

1:30.7

Okay, I kind of just need to get this out of my system because I, and this isn't even like a high thought.

1:37.2

This isn't even like, oh, I was smoking fucking crackweed the other day and I had this thought, babe this was like I was in the car earlier today and I was like I need to talk about this

1:47.7

I would like to okay it's almost Easter okay what does that mean? Don't know.

1:54.0

Easter is when the bunny, everyone knows the bunny, of course, the Christ bunny,

1:59.7

knocked on the tomb three times, okay? He said, he said, knock, knock, knock.

2:06.2

Jesus opened the door and he said,

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