Hello, I'm Andrew Hunter Murray, host of The Naked Week, a brand new comedy where you'll

probably find this kind of thing.

Nigel Farage, got into a punch-up with a wumble.

On the moon.

Don't be ridiculous, Duncan, there are no wumbles on the moon.

And this sort of thing.

You, Les, it's made Sadiq Khan, London's most unpopular mayor since Dick Whittington

charged his cat 12 quid to enter its own litter tray.

So join me as we go behind the headlines with unexpected guests and much satirical silliness.

The Naked Week. Listen on BBC Sounds. Music, Radio, Podcasts.

Hello, they're listening. Thank you for downloading this episode of Ellis and John.

And before I continue this intro, Dave, I need you to turn off the lovely Robin's excellent theme music.

You meet us in crisis.

Dave, obviously, is a still point in our turning world.

John's bum is still bad, but my crisis is of someone else's making. Having dropped off the children at school yesterday,

I had a very busy day of recording where every second mattered, every second was accounted for,

and crucially, I had no margin of error should anything overrun or start late.

Colin Murray was on the other end of the line and I was ready to create content.

But something was wrong.

There was a glitch in my home recording matrix.

I had to investigate.

Was that an easy feeling?

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