What do you get when you fall in love? You get enough germs to catch SARS and you're gonna die in a lot of pain.

That's not nice okay wow

Wow really not a nice way to start the podcast hello Harlan Williams here you are riding down the Harlan Highway with me your host Harlan Williams and

what can I tell you? Well I could tell you what's in the show for starters duh hello Williams to planet 9 10 and 11

speaking of planets yes Captain Kirk will be by today.

Captain James T Kirk somehow gets in the studio again.

Most annoying guy ever.

We're gonna talk about spitting. Oh, people who spit, what's wrong

with them? And then I have a really moving wonderful dog story for you. I don't know if you like dogs or not but this this was touching

something I saw and just oh so so darling and then I got some new shoes I can't wait to tell you about my new shoes. Oh, wait do you hear about my fancy new footwear?

And if you don't want to walk you can fly and here's something really annoying about flying that drives me nuts.

All that and more right here on the Harland Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax, get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One cheeseburger with everything coming out.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien.

It's all for you. This is Harlan Williams.

I'm a human being, God damn it.

What kind of shoes you wear wearing these days people? You're wearing heels?

Are you ready a boot? You're wearing a boot? You're wearing sneakers?

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