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🗓️ 16 October 2024
⏱️ 43 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to a Complexly Podcast. |
0:04.0 | Hello and welcome to |
0:09.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
0:13.0 | Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank. |
0:16.0 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you to be a sedice advice and bring you all the |
0:19.5 | week's news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
0:22.0 | One time I saw a Roman walk into a pizza shop |
0:24.6 | and he held up to a finger and said, |
0:26.0 | I'll have five pizzas, please. |
0:29.4 | I'm sorry not to let you finish your joke |
0:31.0 | before I say, oh God, but I actually knew about that one because as we're |
0:34.4 | recording it's Peacemus and you release that as a Peacemus joke and it bombed it bombed |
0:40.0 | I thought that one was good. The one that did the worst was some people see half a pizza and they |
0:47.4 | think that pizza is half empty and some say it's half full. But Excel it's it's January 2nd. What? It's just it's just a |
0:59.6 | certain group of people that that one's for. I bet I bet Excel nerds love that. I bet they did. |
1:06.7 | Excel nerds love an Excel joke. I mean I love I love myself a spreadsheet John. |
1:15.0 | I've gotten to that stage of my life. I have not gotten to that stage in my life and I think it's very unlikely that I ever will. |
1:20.0 | When I see a spreadsheet, my eyes glaze over and I feel anxious. |
1:24.3 | Like I feel... I feel like a wizard. |
1:27.6 | I'm like, I could change this cell and everything also changes? |
1:32.0 | I, for me it just makes it hurt a lot right underneath my belly button. |
1:36.3 | You know where that is? |
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