I am the god of hellfire.

But no, I'm not the god of hellfire.

Geez, I think I'd put you through that.

I am the host of Hellfire.

I'm the host of the Harland Highway. Thank you. Wish I was the God of

Alfire though. But let's not get down on ourselves. What a great show. Oh my God, this show is crazy.

We're going to be talking about overweight children, fat kids.

We're going to be talking about making the perfect omelet. We're going to be

talking about disciplining kids and how that's changed over the decades from

being strict to being too lenient where kids are

running things now running the show and also it looks like I got into a little trouble. I was flirting with one of the cleaning ladies here in the building, Rosa Louisa.

And it looks like I'm getting called in to a meeting with one of my superiors.

He's going to reprimand me on the whole situation. We'll see how that goes.

And then check this out, man. I met a major giant celebrity in the most unusual of places.

I've bumped into Jack Nicholson in a bathroom and wait

you hear the story.

I'm so excited, Jack Nicholson of me right here

on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harland Highway.

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