40 Kids Birthday Parties & Counting

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

We’ve done the math and it’s official backseaters, mom and dad over here have coordinated, executed, and lamented a total of 40 birthday parties for our kids and there is no sign of stopping. Is it cause for celebration? We’ll let you decide, we’re just glad we made it this far! Today on the show, Dustin defines his style somewhere between vegan tacos and hate for water, we consider if High School is much like Toddlers living in jail, High Tea celebrations in Orange County, is therapy all it’s cracked up to be, and much more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm going to be here. Hey everybody. Welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There. We are a funny
0:20.6	podcast about family. My name is Dustin Nickersonerson I'm a stand-up comedian the host of the
0:25.1	aforementioned podcast and alongside me in the in our state of the art recording studio
0:29.2	above Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa California is my lovely wife and co-host
0:34.8	Melissa Nickerson. Overall great gal. She drank her drink. I sure did. An hour ago.
0:39.6	Also Andy Elara is here. We're just mouth trumpet in all day, all morning.
0:47.0	Get into it everybody.
0:49.0	Thanks for tuning to our little podcast that could hear backceters. Welcome back. We've got a lot to get
0:55.0	into I don't even know why I tell people what the goal is because I don't I
0:59.7	don't know here's what I'm here's it's a goal but it's not really it's not it's if we can't think of anything
1:08.0	This is what we'll get to if we had to we could but Melissa and I have been entertaining each other on and off air.
1:15.9	We're really off air for 18 and a half years and now on hair, on hair, on hair for a year
1:22.4	and a half.
1:23.0	So it's not hard for us to figure out something to talk about.
1:27.0	Like for example today driving our,
1:31.0	we, a very exciting morning and domestic bliss so I'm a very relatable
1:36.0	comedian I don't we know we don't got I drive my kids to school man we got
1:42.0	this morning we got up and Tuesday is always my favorite day of the week.
1:47.0	This Tuesday is favorite day because I love doing this pod with you.
1:49.5	I don't love early release, early release, I just take him for that extra hour because it's a long he
1:54.6	gets your kid at 1.30 your youngest doesn't go to bed till 839 that's a lot of time to
1:59.2	fill there's 15 minutes of homework in there he like this didn't fill up but
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