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🗓️ 5 February 2025
⏱️ 117 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hear ye, hear ye. You are listening to an old-timey podcast. I'm Kristen Caruso. |
0:08.0 | And are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice? It's Norman Caruso. And on this episode, I'll be talking about the kidnapping of America's best businesswoman. Part three! Whoa! |
0:26.1 | If you've been paying attention, she's been kidnapped and she's been rescued already. |
0:26.9 | Yeah. |
0:27.7 | Yeah. |
0:30.3 | Now you don't even need to listen to this whole thing. |
0:32.1 | Yeah, what's the point of this episode anyway? |
0:37.0 | There's no point to any of it, Norm, and yet here we sit ready to podcast. |
0:42.6 | I've got my three beverages and you've got one because you don't have ADHD. |
0:46.3 | That's right. You told me I couldn't be in the club the other day. |
0:47.6 | I did not. |
0:52.0 | Yeah, you did. I said, man, I wonder if I have ADHD and you were like, I don't think you do. |
0:53.3 | You can't be in our club. |
0:55.4 | No, fake news, fake news. |
0:56.2 | Fake news. |
0:58.4 | I am cracking down on fake news. |
0:59.6 | I'm feeling very empowered. |
1:02.5 | Assholes have all the power now. |
1:04.7 | I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. |
1:10.7 | And I'm here to tell you that I'm pretty sure I told you that you could be in the club, but only because of all the ADHD. |
1:13.4 | We forget to kick people out of the club. |
1:15.7 | You just, you would forget to kick me out. |
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