401. Facebook Marketplace Killer

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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😮 Get a shoutout on this show at holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got the best baseball feud ever, Bautista's transformation, In N Out, Power Wheels, and a tale from Facebook Marketplace. RIP James Earl Jones. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Runk. Minnesota, Thunder Bay, Ontario, Lexington, Kentucky, Birmingham, Alabama, all coming up here
0:15.8	really soon, get your tickets, other Alabama dates too.
0:20.2	And oh wait, I'm going to actually be in London Ontario on Friday Saturday yeah
0:27.1	Chris Lee dot com go get tickets and now here we go we're in the 400s this is the
0:31.0	four hundred andst episode of Congratulations.
0:34.0	Crazy Crazy.
0:36.0	Crazy.
0:38.0	Crazy.
0:39.0	You ever get that stuff stuck in your head where it's just like for no reason
0:45.5	Pow, Pow Power Wheels, Pow, Power Wheels, Power Wheels.
0:49.7	My actually, that's not for no reason because somebody was talking to me about it earlier and saying that they got it for their daughter and I, you know, the mind is a funny thing because I immediately remembered that jingle and I haven't thought about that jingle in,
1:07.0	hmm, 30 years, pow, pow, pow, pow, power wheels, power wheels.
1:12.0	Um, see how I did it and but it's a good, uh, it's a good song.
1:16.0	They make good jingles, you know?
1:18.0	They make good jingles out there.
1:20.0	This, hi, what is this?
1:22.0	Elle, I, wait, hold on, you know what, before I even start,
1:25.0	let me get my magic mind going.
1:27.0	No.
1:28.0	Besides that, though, what is this pure super water? You know, some nerve, right? Super water, some nerve to just call it super water?
1:47.0	Super. Let me do gay. That's a gay word, super.
1:49.0	If you use the word super, you mostly go out to dinner with men if you're a man but whatever.
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