403. G.T.O.A.T. (Greatest Tree Of All Time)

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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😮 Holler price drop! Get a shoutout on Congratulations for $25 for the next week: holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week we've got the worst Wheel Of Fortune streak ever, Diddy, the Menendez prothers and Ryan Murphy, and an Eminem impression to rival Chris's own. Plus a pretty based tree. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:27.8	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.2	Runk. Runk.
0:33.0	Ha ha ha!
0:36.0	Lexington, Kentucky, I'll be there September 28th, Birmingham, Alabama, Montgomery, Mobile, Alabama,
0:42.1	and then I'll be in Toronto and
0:43.3	Bismarck in Sioux Falls. Go to Christalilla.com. Toronto, gonna be fun, can't wait,
0:48.0	love Toronto, November 9th, playing a Meridian Hall.
0:51.0	And it is episode 403 of Congratulations.
0:57.0	Crazy, crazy.
0:58.0	Crazy.
1:00.0	Crazy.
1:01.0	Crazy. Congratulations! Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy,
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