404: Die on Tuesday

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Is the “Indianapolis Cocktail” actually served in Indianapolis? What do I do with my life? How do I entertain my friend in the hospital? What’s up with the lyrics in "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?” …Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Complexly podcast.
0:09.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:12.9	Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear John and Hank.
0:15.6	It's a podcast for two brothers.
0:18.0	Answer questions, give you dubious advice
0:20.4	and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:23.7	John, hello.
0:25.3	Hi.
0:25.5	Did you hear that the butter substitute companies are just doing really bad right now?
0:30.6	No. Do they have poor margins?
0:32.5	They have very bad margins.
0:35.5	Oh, okay. I was close. I was on the path. Man, I've been reading this
0:42.8	thousand-page history of the French Revolution. I've been reading it with my ears while I sign
0:48.3	my name over and over again. And I've never been so anxious.
0:59.6	I mean, it's broadly true, and that's saying something because I'm an anxious person,
1:02.8	but this history of the French Revolution's really got me stressed out, Hank, because just spoiler alert, I don't know how much you know about the French Revolution.
1:06.5	It doesn't go great.
1:07.5	It doesn't make.
1:08.7	No, not for really anybody.
1:10.8	No, nobody except arguably
1:13.5	Napoleon comes out on top in the French Revolution. And Napoleon, I mean, you know, dies in exile
1:20.3	and everything. But he dies in his- It didn't work out for him either. No, but he dies in his bed,
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