Sweet Mother of Mercy. Welcome to the Harlan Highway, everybody. Great to have you here. I am Harlan

Williams, the voice behind this podcast, the Harlan Highway.

And what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, uh, Porky pig, uh, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what a what a what a show I have for you today?

We're going to be talking about an amazing car accident that I was involved in, kind of in a roundabout way, but a major

car accident, like, wait a hear about what went down?

Freaky and crazy and wild.

We're also gonna be talking about new cars,

cars of the future, cars of the Future that maybe we will never ever see, which pisses me off.

And then we're going to be talking about insects, insects that can kill you, insects that can attack you, insects that

scare you, and we might even dabble into the sexuality of insects and how it could possibly relate to our own

human sexuality.

Hmm, thought-provoking or just retarded. You decide that's what you got to do right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

This is your fucking wake-up call, man.

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