406. Die A Little Bit

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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😮 Holler price drop! Get a shoutout on Congratulations for $25 for the next week: holler.baby/chrisdelia 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week Chris makes a trip to CVS to get Kristin some Prilosec. Plus Elon Musk is s'incy, advice for Danny Go, and Zuck's Porsche minivan. 📦 Get a 60-day free trial at shipstation.com/congrats. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/chrisdelialive 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:27.8	UK residents Ties and C's apply.
0:30.2	Runk. Runk.
0:33.0	Heh.
0:34.0	Hey, we'll be in Birmingham, Alabama, Montgomery, Alabama,
0:39.0	Mobile, Alabama, and Torrance, California.
0:42.0	I got dates coming up, Torrance, California. I got dates coming up, Torrance, California, Toronto, Ontario,
0:46.4	Bismarck, North Dakota, Sioux Falls, and then Brea. And then I'm actually doing what is that kovina in January
0:56.1	California a lot of California dates and then more California days coming up I think I got a bunch of
0:59.4	California dates in January I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm going to those aren't up yet, but I'll announce them soon
1:06.2	It's January technically next year but right now we got to get into the newest episode of congratulations. Dude my one fire goes always does the thing where it goes three and three two
1:30.4	like he's shown it to me from the news do
1:34.0	this is the news honestly this is what it is and and you know what I did
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