Oh my God, what a show.

Oh, what a throat. Yes, as you can tell, I have a bit of a cold happening, a bit of a bad throat.

But hang in there, if you can get through my gravelly

sexy voice I promise you this podcast will help kick off your summer. I mean this is I'm going to be talking about a

crazy crazy Hollywood Hills Playboy Mansion like party that I went to with my buddy Tom Green and all kinds of crazy things.

Maybe one of the wackiest things I've ever done in my life and well probably not but you know

it's a good good adventure and you want to check that out and we're going to be talking about do you like

Bruce Lee I guess they've opened a Bruce Lee theme park in China we got to talk

about good old Bruce Lee and then speaking of my

raspy voice, do you know anyone who has a smokers cough? Not from a cold but from

smoking cigarettes.

Pretty disgusting, like more disgusting than what you're hearing in my voice right now.

But as disgusting and awful as it gets.

I promise you'll have a beautiful, delicious, wonderful time right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

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