It's a beautiful dying neighborhood, a beautiful die in the neighbor, won't you be,

my own neighbor?

All right, that was warped.

But then again, so is the Harlan Highway and that's why you're here.

Welcome one and all to the Harlan Highway. I am your host Harlan Williams. What a show we have for you today. All kinds of fun topics, all kinds of craziness. We're going to be talking about adult toys.

Adult toys, ladies and gentlemen.

Not what you think.

So stay tuned for that.

There's a horrible story in the news about a shark attack in Australia.

You will be shocked and horrified to hear what happened.

Hopefully it never happens to you.

And then maybe even more disturbing

another horrible story in the news

some idiot threw a baby in a freezer.

Wait do you hear this melon camp, this John Cougar melon camp, whatever that means?

And then a few other surprises here on today's episode, I won't give them away but you'll hear them

surely is my name is Adam Carolla you'll hear them what so put on your seatbelt, strap on your Velcro, because here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, it's

the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker gone, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

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