he was one of the most enigmatic owners in football

can you describe Vladimir Romanoff in one word mysterious

his roller coaster reign of hearts had incredible highs

heart made by Wengold O'Nell and remarkable lows

he fires the coach right there on the bus in front of all the team

so who was Vladimir Romanov?

And where is he now?

If you gave this storyline to a Hollywood filmmaker,

get rejected too incredulous.

I'm Martin Geisler,

and this is Romanov, Tsar of Hearts.

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