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what a show today man uh... this is a crazy show a lot going on here today fasten your face braces

Squeeze your eyes together today. I'm to relay some incredible fishing adventures to you.

Let's just put it this way.

I was almost eaten by a whale and I'm not even joking.

Wait do you hear this story?

In fact, I got a couple of whale stories for you today.

Great stuff, fascinating stuff, scary stuff, but it's the stuff that life's made of, isn't it?

Also an incredible announcement, oh I've been waiting so long to tell you guys about this. A new TV show that I'm in, it's one of my

favorite TV shows that I've ever done. I love it. I've been dying to tell you guys

about it for years. It's been in the making and finally it's

premiering. I'm going to give you all the information. It's going to be a riot. And then

lastly, oh my God, it's the Olympics, and we are going to go to the Olympics live

for some events where we have our commentator Charles Parsley standing by for some incredible exciting nail biting races.

It's all here today on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?

You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

It's the Harlan Highway.

What's up, bra?

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

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