#420 - Cheek Not Filth, World Beaker People Day and Apple Crumble Designed For Three

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

You join today’s show mid-crash. Mid-comedown. John Robins is 30 minutes post-butterscotch. How is he meant to broadcast at the top of his game on such a slippery downhill blood sugar slide? Do Elis and Dave need to have an intervention to get him back on the straight and narrow?

Amidst such a rut however there’s time to dig into offering business advice to local restaurants, and a Made Up Game which sees the tawdry line tested. Plus Elis now has old hands, and The Beaker People rear their neolithic heads once more.

Are you a Beaker person getting to get to grips with flint and email? Well get in touch with us on [email protected] or on WhatsApp via 07974 293 022.

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0:00.0	on BBC Sands
0:02.2	Five Live delighted to be bringing you
0:03.9	even more commentaries than ever before
0:05.8	over the next four seasons with the Premier League.
0:07.7	Long-race dip out, wonderful goal!
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0:11.7	exclusive live commentaries from the
0:13.8	Premier League, Champions League and more.
0:16.2	Left foot and Babi!
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0:21.4	And stay on top of everything football every day
0:24.2	with the Football Daily podcast.
0:26.6	Football from Five Live.
0:28.7	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:31.9	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:53.5	Music. Music Radio Podcasts. Hello listeners. You're listening to Ellis and John.
0:57.0	And certainly for the time being, we are two pillars of the BBC's output,
1:01.8	as integral to five live as Stonehenges to the economy of nearby Amesbury.
1:07.1	I'm able to be so confident with my tone because I recently bumped into BBC Director General Tim Davy.
1:13.0	He was in River Island.
1:15.6	Desperately looking for a pair of jeans
1:17.6	with pockets big enough to fit his favourite book of military blunders.
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