426 - The San Francisco Witch Killers

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Dan Cummins

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4.7 • 21.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

In the early 1980s, Suzan and Michael Carson were very worried about witches. They thought there witches all over America, even the President, Ronald Regan, was a witch. And sometimes, in order to defend themselves from the dark magic of witches, they had to kill them. They had to! It was self-defense. This is what they and there defense attorney would actually claim, in court, when they were finally caught and charged with multiple murders.

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0:00.0	They totally for sure met over a thousand years ago in a different lifetime.
0:04.0	They were meant to find each other. These soulmates had a divine purpose.
0:08.0	They were Allah's warriors, his assassins, and they would destroy anyone who oppose God's laws and prepare the world for
0:15.3	inevitable nuclear warfare. And even more important, they needed to kill any and all witches
0:20.6	who stood in their way, including the world's head witch, then
0:24.7	president of the United States Ronald Reagan. Sure Nancy might have looked like a
0:28.6	witch, but Ronnie was the real witch. Their names are Susan and Michael Carson. And they are a pair of very
0:36.6	well-adjusted logical pragmatic champion to the people. Said no one ever.
0:41.2	No, they're completely insane.
0:43.1	And when they were free, they were high most of the time, often on hallucinogens.
0:47.0	And they became known as the San Francisco witch killers.
0:51.0	Susan and Michael met at a party in the late 1970s after Susan, who had clearly been struggling with her mental health for years already, dropped acid for the first time.
0:59.5	Their attraction was instant, and both of them had a feeling the other would change their life and
1:06.1	They would actually be a hundred percent correct in that feeling
1:08.6	By the time Susan's acid trip was over they were already a couple and talking about getting married.
1:14.0	That's how good it was.
1:15.0	They had a lot in common.
1:16.0	They were both spiritually seeking people with delusions of grandeur who strongly believed
1:20.1	in the supernatural, including the supernatural abilities of extra sensory perception, they were both batshit.
1:26.7	And their separate insane notions of reality would intertwine and become stronger and more dangerous and deluded together.
1:33.0	These two nomadic weed-dealing, witch-fearing drug-loving hippies
1:37.5	will bounce around through a variety of lifestyles and religious beliefs,
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