#427 - OALPs, Scared To Stand and Career Progression In Feudal Britain

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Elis and Producer Dave are fresh from taking breaths of the night DJ’ing. The only two people on planet Earth to become hipper as they age. But Mixmag has it that Elis spent most of it seated. Because that’s what the top DJs do. Harris, Tong, Guetta, all from a seated position whilst sucking on Werther’s Originals.

Yes Elis got a little bit tired bless him and John simply isn't willing to let him forget it. Elsewhere there’s 7 minutes of observational stand up which is hot to go to the nimblest comic, and just when you thought guff chat had tooted its last parp there’s a hall of famer piece of correspondence.

And if you root around there’s also some lovely Mallett stuff and two big daddy Mad Dads amidst some top drawer listener generated content.

To get in touch with your own gold standard contributions then get it to [email protected] or WhatsApp it on 07974 293 022 if you like your messaging a little fruitier.

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0:00.0	Why would anyone want to steal a toilet?
0:05.0	If they think they can get away with it, they'll get away with it.
0:08.0	But this isn't any old toilet.
0:11.0	This is a solid gold toilet, worth nearly five million pounds, stolen from a palace.
0:17.0	A solid gold toilet has been stolen.
0:20.0	Police are trying to flush the robbers out.
0:23.0	It's a tale of security failures, ruthless robbers and missing millions.
0:27.7	Crime next door. The Golden Toilet Heist.
0:30.4	Listen first on BBC Sounds.
0:34.0	BBC Sounds, music, Radio, podcasts. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins show
1:03.8	and I'm very, very excited to say I'm joined by two of London's hippest young DJs.
1:09.9	Yes.
1:10.3	Ellis James and DJ Dave Masterman.
1:14.1	DJ Dave on the wheels of steel.
1:17.1	Well, yeah.
1:17.9	So Dave is rapidly become knowing sex on decks.
1:21.6	That's his name.
1:23.3	Dangerous Dave.
1:24.2	Dangerous Dave sex on decks.
1:26.1	But, um, Alice, I've heard rumors about your DJ nickname.
1:30.8	It's, um, O-A-L-P's.
1:34.9	Um, because some of the sort of coolest nightbirds who are out, you know, taking, um, you know...
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