Direct from the Brozky Nation Headquarters in Los Angeles, California.

This is the Brozky Report with your host Brittany Brozky.

Good morning guys!

Guys, wake up!

Seriously, this is the last time I'm coming in the room. I've been nice. I've been nice.

That's how my mom used to wake me up.

I've already been here three times, don't make me make it a fourth.

And then I graduated from fourth grade.

My mom used to go wake up my siblings until like well into high school.

And even then my brother couldn't get up hey get up he's

the youngest hey get up baby I was six years old like I'm. I'm in the office with my glasses on doing some work before I go to school.

I've got my cup of Joe and I've got my readers on and I'm in the office I'm doing paperwork and my mom comes in I told you to

Oh you're up and I'm like looking up over my readers. Yeah I'm up up. Do you need help with anything? What do you need?

She's like, I just, I don't know what you wanted for lunch. I was going to pack your lunch.

Yeah, I'll just get something at the office. Yeah, all right, thanks.

That's me as a six-year-old, waking myself up.

Okay, guys, welcome back to another report. And what a report it's about to be.

Okay, this report is coming in the wake

of the much anticipated release of Cowboy Carter., Beyonces Act 2 of the Renaissance sort of, you know,

three-act structure.

Cowboy Carter, let me just go ahead and say,

this is a hot take, okay?

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