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The Basement Yard

#443 - The Princess Is Missing!

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the bass man.

0:06.0

Welcome back to the bass man, your friend.

0:08.0

I'm just Frankie anywhere else I'd be a three standing next to you you have abs and I have a beer belly I put that

0:21.1

together right now can you believe that?

0:24.0

Well, I don't have abs.

0:25.0

You have more closer to abs than I do.

0:28.0

What the fuck is that?

0:30.0

Who was that?

0:31.0

That sentence kicked the shit out of you just now. Who was that? That's that.

0:34.0

I'm sorry. I watched the Oscars Sunday and I'm just, I can't...

0:37.0

That I'm just Ken Performance fucking rocked my balls off.

0:40.0

I did see it.

0:41.0

He got crushed it.

0:42.0

Yeah, it pisses me off though why like because he's

0:45.1

just like yeah he could sing too oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Brian God's still the

0:49.4

fuck out you just listen you've got the looks you've got the acting, you've got the acting ability, he's got, please he has to have a small set of fucking balls and cock.

0:57.0

Like he's need to have... Probably not, dude, even Mendez.

1:01.0

Jesus! She's not, you know... What are you about to say? I was gonna say say I was going to say I come over there and slap your glasses off you want to know exactly what I was going to say what she's not probably caring about Dick and balsides. Oh I thought you were going to say that she's not that hot. I was going to take your head off.

1:12.8

No, you're a beautiful woman.

1:14.3

Beautiful, but let's just pull the fuck down.

1:17.0

She's a beautiful.

1:17.5

Jesus Christ, get off your fucking horse.

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