#4436 Stupid Head And The Other One

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew turn to each other for help understanding some local TV commercials. They also discuss vampires and immortality, Cory Booker’s record-breaking speech, and Taffy Brodesser Ackner’s profile of Val Kilmer, who passed away yesterday.

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0:00.0	So how did you two love rats meet?
0:02.0	Oh, it's a fun story.
0:04.0	I was working on this project tearing down a condemned bar called the Desert Rash.
0:08.0	I went in to meet with the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven and seven and seven.
0:13.0	Seven shots of Seagram 7 and 7 minutes.
0:16.0	It's Diana's morning drink.
0:17.0	Oh, that's right. It was very early in the morning.
0:20.0	Well, this little spitfire
0:21.3	finds out it's me who's closing down the bar. Next thing I know, she's got a knife to my face.
0:27.3	I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:31.2	So how did you and Eleanor become friends? Well, let's just say that we lived in the same
0:37.0	neighborhood.
0:38.3	Oh, what a fun way to say a normal thing, right?
0:42.3	TBTL.
0:48.3	Thank you so much for letting us rap.
0:50.3	Don't hesitate, feel free to clap.
0:52.3	What's your question?
0:53.3	How much milk do I have to drink to be big enough to be quarterback?
0:59.0	Uh, drink as much milk as your little belly can hold.
1:03.0	Lovilu Ovalu, tukuf and, tukufu on till, fotson,
1:09.0	Kuh, kufl, kufl, kufl, y'n Kour, Kofedleteuf,
1:11.6	you can't have been blubes,
	...

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