#4443 Better Off Fred

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Luke finally watched the White Lotus finale and has thoughts. Andrew regrets deleting his Bluesky post about the B-52s. And we all learn a valuable lesson about the Blue Angels of yesteryear.

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0:00.0	I have ants in my house, so I got some ant poison, and the way that the ant poison works is that
0:04.5	the ants think it's a treat, and they pick it up, and they take it back to their nest, and they
0:07.8	give it to their queen, and it kills her. And then the rest of the ants, I assume, die from
0:11.8	grief. I don't know. That's so messed up. Only a human would invent that. Only a human would be like, oh, ants, you are a minor inconvenience to me, so I'm going to spend years
0:21.6	learning how your civilization works and then trick you into committing regicide.
0:26.6	You know, I didn't even want to kill the ants, man, I just wanted them to go outside.
0:29.6	That's why I've been giving the ants acid.
0:32.6	At first they were having kind of a bad trip, you know? So then I dressed up like an ant, and I was like, no, bro, you just having a bad trip.
0:40.7	You just need to go outside.
0:43.4	I may have also taken some of the acid.
0:47.0	In fact, I don't even know if I have ants.
0:50.0	T, B, T, B, T, L.
0:57.2	Guess what day it is.
0:59.2	Guess what day it is?
1:01.2	It's Friday, Friday.
1:03.6	Gonna get down on Friday.
1:05.6	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:08.4	Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddamn hot dog.
1:13.6	Am I a hero?
1:18.6	I really can't say, but yes.
1:21.6	Hey, where's the freaking...
1:23.6	I'll do some toot now.
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