An old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond.

Legend has it, the only bait that'll catch Old Gus is a piece of Old Gus himself.

So every time they catch him, they cut off a little piece of him.

So they can catch him.

Now, how did the very first person catch Old Gus?

Well, that's a story for another time.

Right now.

TBTL

I saw a woman psychiatrist

and she said it was OCD, one cool dude,

and she understands the way I think right now,

and everything's cool,

everything's cool, pathetic, everybody's happy, and I'm happy too. I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means, but it's cool. Everything's cool. Pathetic. Everybody's happy. And I'm happy too.

I don't even know what that means. No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

Uh, they said, you know what, we need to have a third interview with you because the notes from the social workers that you seem anxious, high, strong, and eccentric.

Yeah, that's what I do.

That's the cornerstone.

It's the business plan.

And we've become great friends, I mean close.

We'll just sit in the front room and we'll sit there.

He'll walk, he'll go to the front door, kind of knock on the door, and then sit down,

then I'll sit, then he'll stand, and he's out in the front, and then he'll come in, we just sit there.

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