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The Basement Yard

#449 - The Big Beef Battle Royale

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Things are about to get a whole lot beefier! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the bass yard podcast featuring Joe Santagato and that guy over there can make up something I knew you were gonna make up something I just did a little shimmy

0:18.3

Angel Hernandez not Angel Hernandez the MLB umpire angel Rivera that was my fake ID name that's right

0:26.3

but I would they would go angel I'd go on hell you know because I had to really commit

0:31.0

to the bit okay you did get it taken away so it didn't work.

0:34.2

I got it taken away after years of using it though.

0:36.7

You know what's funny is I got it taken away about two months before I turned 21.

0:39.9

At Macans, right?

0:40.8

Yeah.

0:41.4

It was by a big Asian dude and I was so angry. I remember because I was inside, I think.

0:46.1

Yeah, you were already 21. You're already 21 at the time. Oh, yeah. And I got it taken away and I was very upset, but I'd use that. Here's the thing is I got. had it he the person whose ID I was first of all it was found in a deli and given to me by someone perfect

1:08.4

and they he was ten years older than me

1:13.0

so like what this guy was thirty and you were trying to pass his thirty yeah

1:18.5

i swear to god

1:19.9

so like i wasn't just like i always think of uh... the thing welcome back with basement i always think of the thing,

1:23.3

welcome back with me here,

1:24.4

I always think of the thing from Mick Love and from super bad

1:28.1

where he's just like, how many 21 year old

1:29.5

you think there are in this neighborhood?

1:30.6

You know, fucking idiot?

1:31.8

Oh, that's how you were justifying I was

1:33.0

if you're 21 he's gonna think it's fake but if I'm 30 yeah genius and not

1:38.6

when you looked like how you did it worked all but like once every other time it worked and I got away with it.

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