45. Giving you babies, sperm donors, and vasectomies

Give It To Me Straight

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

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🗓️ 26 March 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Is Baby Bouffard finally on the way? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon make a huge life announcement and discuss all things kids, pregnancy, and promiscuous pasts. Jon considers getting a vasectomy and Alex dives into what you need to think about before having kids. Is Jon about to become a Zaddy? Is Alex … Continue reading 45. Giving you babies, sperm donors, and vasectomies →

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0:00.0	And I'm telling you right now first off I will say I'll get a vasectomy. I wish I could be put to sleep for it though.
0:05.9	Oh my God are you fucking kidding me?
0:09.2	John I'm just I'm saying I'll do it I just hold your hand and I will I will tell you that you're doing a good job.
0:17.0	Are you for real?
0:18.0	Why do you care? I'm just saying put me to sleep. and where you were. Gracious, gracious, gracious, host.
0:35.0	Wow, John, a singer.
0:38.0	Nice hat. You stole that for me.
0:41.0	I know. I wanted it.
0:42.0	He was gifted to me. What does it say? Something in the nude. I like it. I like the
0:47.3	color. I know it's nice. I'm a big fan of green these days. That's the only color that we've added into our house.
0:54.0	To the podcast. It's the only going to see.
0:56.0	Green is really considered a neutral. We've had this discussion before.
1:00.0	I didn't know it was a neutral.
1:01.0	No, no, no, it's not. But like, I think because it's part of plants,
1:04.7	it's like part of neutral tones in earth.
1:08.3	But then I guess could blue be considered a neutral?
1:11.3	Green and blue are not neutral.
1:13.0	You didn't let me choose any of the colors in her house.
1:15.0	I have no idea.
1:16.0	Obviously you don't trust my taste.
1:18.0	I mean, if it was up to you, we would have nothing in our house
1:22.0	except a PlayStation and a TV.
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