#451 - Did You Know This?!

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the bass mignard.
0:06.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.0	How...
0:09.0	No, no, no, no.
0:11.0	I mean you immediately pulled out your bicep
0:12.8	because it's fucking rad.
0:14.1	Also just wearing that shirt and it's a kind of like folded
0:16.4	so it looks like a little cross-eyed.
0:21.4	Which side is me?
0:22.4	We look very similar. I know, I know, I know. Your side is obviously the green-eyed one because you're green-eyed girl.
0:27.6	Yeah, I wish I had that skin tone.
0:31.2	Uh, yeah, you don't. Like a nice tan.
0:34.0	Yeah, this gave us the same skin tone.
0:36.0	Not, yeah.
0:37.0	And like even when I'm during the winter months when I'm a little more pale.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	You say fair, but I don't like that terminology it seems your skin is
0:45.8	dated and yours is unfair skin it's not fair it's not fair it seems a little dated
0:52.0	even at my lightest, I'm not that.
0:56.0	Yeah, I get it. Pointing feels like don't, you know?
1:00.0	Well, I'm not that. I'm not that fucking disgusting mess.
1:03.2	Your skin.
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