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The Basement Yard

#456 - Hampton's Joe Is Back

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard Frank how's it going.

0:06.2

Come on come on come on come on

0:12.1

Oh come on. This has got to be a bit. This is a bit, right? Because I'm wearing sunglasses?

0:18.3

Hold on. this is the thing

0:22.5

i'm coming off a rosé bender

0:24.4

you're coming off of clearly maybe even a fucking cocaine bender

0:27.5

because your head right now no

0:29.5

positioning yourself like this what are you wearing shorts because that makes sense in

0:35.6

fucking 85 degree weather you're wearing shorts and a sweatshirt which by

0:40.5

the way I was up early what the hell is that staying on there I was hoping you couldn't see it okay well I you picking this up here I spilled some ice coffee on it this morning but I feel like it was going away. Can I?

0:52.7

Yes.

0:54.4

When did you spill it?

0:56.4

On the way here?

0:57.2

No, I was in the parking lot.

0:59.4

Oh, so it wasn't like you could have changed.

1:01.2

But you have a shirt under there that you

1:02.6

I do but you so you're doing the Keith. I'm so that's what you're doing. Well you're

1:07.4

doing the Keith where you have a fucked up piece of clothing and you

1:10.0

purposefully leave it to draw some conversation in. I mean I feel like I just like

1:15.0

committed to the gray crewneck look. You've also clearly committed to because I know

1:20.3

you were in the Hamptons this weekend you committed to full

1:23.2

duche baggery well glasses sunglasses inside well that's not why are those

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