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The Basement Yard

#458 - I Peed My Pants Again

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the bass man.

0:06.3

Welcome back to the bass man yard Frank. How's it going?

0:12.0

Don't you fucking don't you fucking dare.

0:15.0

Deny what deny what I'm about to say deny?

0:18.0

deny? Yes. What? Don't you even try to fucking deny it?

0:22.0

But what do you mean what? First of all, sunglasses and doors, all right? Don't try to deny this. Joe

0:28.8

Sanigato, Jeffrey Epstein. What are you doing?

0:35.0

No kidding.

0:36.0

Before we recorded, literally mere seconds,

0:40.0

Joey presses the record button,

0:42.0

and then he goes, oh wait!

0:44.3

And he gets up and he run and you said, I wanted to wear my sunglasses.

0:49.1

I don't understand.

0:51.6

I feel like we're doing a production and you don't break the third wall. And you don't understand I feel like we're doing a production you don't break the third wall you don't think it's the fourth wall that you break

0:56.5

Whatever wall it is you've broken it down you've wrote all I like to show people into our world they want to see the sausage and you show them your

1:04.4

sausage you know like that's a cool hamburger hat moving on this is a very

1:10.1

cool hat this is the pit beef hat from the Bowie Bowie, Bowie Baysocks.

1:15.0

Bowie? You know I love my hats.

1:18.0

Yeah, you do. And I was very, very excited when I saw that there was a hat with a beef sandwich on it.

1:22.0

Because you're a big with a beef sandwich on it.

1:22.6

Because you're a big fan of beef sandwiches.

1:25.3

Be honest with me for a split second.

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