458: The Golden Laws
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🗓️ 28 May 2024
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| 0:00.0 | He kind of has to throw off the vibes by being like I would get AIDS and have my eyes torn out by hawks to hear this and they're like hey no one why did you |
| 0:14.8 | volunteer that yeah he's happy for his eyes to be torn apart by a million hawks yeah |
| 0:20.5 | logistically half a million per eye is that? |
| 0:23.0 | Do they have a sib? |
| 0:24.0 | A lot of hogs. |
| 0:25.0 | Each of those hawks is not getting much out of that eye. |
| 0:28.0 | That's not a bigger miracle than the fish and the bread thing to make like one eye feed a 500,000 bucks. |
| 0:34.8 | God awful movies. movie. |
| 0:50.4 | Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because you can't argue with the fates. |
| 0:55.7 | I'm your host No illusions. Heath is unable to join us this week, but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:01.4 | Eli how are you this fine afternoon sir I'm fantastic |
| 1:05.1 | Noah you're just fantastic no no follow-up gag or anything like that sibbit bibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbibbbibb-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a'a'a'a'a'a'a There you know. Thank you. And also joining us this one. |
| 1:15.0 | Knock, knock, joke now. You do it. |
| 1:17.0 | And also, I already know who is there. |
| 1:21.0 | It's our guest masochist extraordinary |
| 1:23.0 | host of Be's reasonable and co-host of Skeptics with a K Michael Marshall Marsh |
| 1:26.9 | welcome back. Hello hello I am in a fantastic mood is all I will say it's got |
| 1:32.4 | nothing to do with this film obviously |
| 1:34.1 | this film right yeah it's been a good week here in the UK and it's going to be |
| 1:39.6 | a good six weeks I'm going to be very happy for at least some of that time until something happens that will |
| 1:45.9 | crush all my hopes and render me a politically wasted husk. But for the time being being I'm in a great mood. |
| 1:53.0 | So it's election time is it? |
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