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The Basement Yard

#461 - Please Don't Do This On Planes

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:06.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:08.0

How's it going Frank?

0:10.0

Fucking bingin banging.

0:12.0

What does that mean?

0:12.8

You know exactly what it means?

0:14.0

You got the gym this morning?

0:15.0

Didn't go to the gym this morning.

0:16.3

I'm sorry, I'm trying to fucking,

0:19.0

trying to stay consistent.

0:20.1

Did go to the gym when we were away though?

0:22.0

Yes, you did. You missed out, out babe it was a good time we had some

0:25.0

bro time Greg and I I went through a run in a very rich very rich white Atlanta neighborhood

0:31.1

Joy was ready to call his realtor and start moving cash around.

0:34.0

I was not ready to do that.

0:35.3

I was actually kind of scared because there was no one around.

0:37.2

I was like I could tell me.

0:38.2

Oh, it was like some weird like, you know, like fucking like the watcher, like weird they're

0:42.4

going to finger you and stuff. stuff yeah like I don't know like I just I just got weird vibes

0:46.8

that's one of those conspiracies I do believe in like rich people have I don't even know what you're talking about

0:52.3

rich people doing like weird sex parties where like they show up and they like

0:56.0

yeah on each other and stuff like that yeah I believe that too they like it's like

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