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Jackie, you know you're coming to stay on the, I don't know, 12,, 13th, July where we're doing for the many in

Broadstairs. So you're coming to stay in Tumbridge Wells. I think that you need to bring

your own drinking water because there seems to be something about the water in Tumbridge Wells

that makes people shoot their mouths off, doesn't it? I mean, to be honest with you, saying I'm not completely sure I want to live in Tumbridge

Wells, in my opinion.

To be fair, I did so little bit more than that.

Well, all right, okay.

I'm just, I was interpreting it for you.

Is, I think, less dangerous than saying, this government, they're a load of shit.

I don't know what to do with them.

I'm really, really sorry.

But, oh, by the way, could you vote for me as a representative of them?

Yeah, again, you exaggerate to make a point.

But, I mean, let's read what the new Conservative candidate did say.

And I'm tempted not to comment on this at all for obvious reasons, but he said,

don't resist that temptation, will you? Since 2019, the Conservative Party has disappointed,

has disappointed, some poor policies, worse implementation, infighting, announcements in the rain.

We have let you down.

I am so very sorry.

But that's not me, not me in Capitals.

I'm a compassionate Conservative for the future.

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