#463 - Becoming A Bidet Boy

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the bass man.
0:06.0	Welcome back to the basement yard Frank.
0:10.0	How, why are you smoldering at me?
0:12.0	Is that what that is? Is that a smolder? Isn't it?
0:16.4	Yeah. Is it like me in 2011? Yeah, we did the we did New York One News or Spectrum One News, Spectrum News One, something, one of those.
0:26.0	And it was really cool, really cool.
0:29.2	My boy was there, didn't get to say hi to him, I was a little upset.
0:32.2	Oh yeah, let's go news was there
0:34.8	and what's his name again Ted Kiernan got it you tried to catch me no no I
0:42.0	thought his name was Ted for some reason.
0:43.6	That's his name. Oh, you said Pat. I said. Oh, I was thinking Pat, you said Ted.
0:48.0	That's what I meant. Wait, is it Pat now? I don't know. Uh oh,
0:51.3	Pat Kiernan? Ted Kiernan?
0:53.0	Now you got to look it up.
0:54.0	What's his name?
0:55.0	Pat Kiernan?
0:56.0	Maybe it is Pat. What, how did we just fuck that up together?
0:58.0	I think I fucked it up and then you got caught in my wife.
1:00.0	It might be Pat Kiernan.
1:02.0	Pat Kiernan. Pat Kieranin Pat Say Jack?
1:05.0	No, that's not him.
1:06.0	Pat Kiranin.
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