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The Basement Yard

#465 - The Craziest Night Of My Life

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:06.5

Welcome back to the basement yard. You know what you're doing.

0:09.9

What? You know what you're doing with that fucking mustache what you're you're poofing out right there you like you're pump you're pumping poofing you know I don't know you're saying I don't know either and I I good chance I could be saying something offensive in another country but like your

0:24.8

you're pump your pump is that good or bad I think it's good you know like you got like a good like a like a plumpy pump to you today.

0:33.6

I have a plumpy plumpy plump, a plumpy poof.

0:36.4

I don't know that I want to be plumpy.

0:37.8

No, but not like you're not plumpy, you got a plumpy pump to you. Do you know how to give a compliment or you just don't you don't get it?

0:45.8

I do. I give them to you often. You don't know how to receive one you

0:48.3

fucking bitch. You better I take it. You said I was a plumpie plump.

0:50.8

Not you're not listening to me. You're not a plumpie plump, not, no, you're not listening to me. You're not a plumpy pump, you got a plumpy

0:56.3

pump to you. I don't know how else to explain it. I don't know how to receive that. I often tell you I give you compliments and you go

1:03.0

ah nice dick you know or you say like uh

1:06.0

boot chubba or like you try to be fucking cool like you you ignore the fact that I'm

1:10.7

complimenting you you fucking bitch

1:21.8

We haven't even be open be open to compliments. I'm very open. Be open at compliments. I'm completely open. So learn to take learn to take some right now.

1:23.2

Compliment.

1:25.2

Take it, take it all right now.

1:28.2

Just take it easy on me.

1:29.9

I'm not giving it to you easy.

1:31.4

I well, I'm just giving it to you easy. Well, I'm giving it to me rough.

1:35.4

I'm not giving it to you at all.

1:36.7

Thank God.

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