#471 - The Best One Hit Wonders Ever

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:07.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:08.0	What you got there, Frank?
0:10.1	Besides that very strange smile. The very strange smile
0:14.8	The very strange smile Yo be honest with me. Yeah
0:16.9	celebrity smiles scare the shit out of you and why was it Jack Nicholson's?
0:21.2	I've never seen him smile you You've never, what? That's a sense of, you never seen a smile. But
0:26.2	guys, there's new basement yard merge. Some spooky basement yard merge. Spokeeze. Spokee, that's what is. It's me and Frank on the back with our signature drinks if we were to get married
0:36.4	This is what our signature drinks would wait what why would mind be a green one with an eyeball and yours is a just regular
0:41.4	It's Halloween.
0:43.2	So yeah, but you have a regular espresso martini
0:45.8	with three beans in there.
0:47.2	Athena, what the hell are you trying to insinuate about me?
0:49.5	The amount of caffeine is scary.
0:51.0	Get your heart pumping.
0:52.4	Okay, I think you have no heart clearly you're a skeleton but these
0:57.0	Halloween merch
0:58.7	Available in teas and in crew necks available October 4th at shop that Santa goto studios.com Yep and and on the side as a tee and hoodie as long as the hocus pocus
1:12.6	land poetry tea limited time offer for all according to Greg here on the
1:17.2	script you know Greg loves to write scripts all Halloween merch and then he
1:21.9	included a little note to me saying fuck you so go check it out
1:26.8	pick your poison we're dying for you to during us
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