48. Giving you pole dancing, driving high, and stalking your ex

Give It To Me Straight

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🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Would you call the cops on your own sister? Alex would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss driving while high, pole dancing, and stalking your ex. Jon hasn’t stalked his ex in years but Alex just stalked hers last week. Don’t lie, we all want to see if we’re doing better than our … Continue reading 48. Giving you pole dancing, driving high, and stalking your ex →

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0:00.0	Let her get a DUI. Let her get a fucking DUI. I would call the cops on her. I'd be like my sister's a fucking idiot.
0:06.0	Let her learn. I'm more annoyed with like her significant other who's like, no, like why would you care?
0:10.0	Call the cops on them both. I mean,'m a narc. When it comes to and I hate Alex and I hate my husband.
0:30.0	And I'm mean. That's you. that was my impersonation.
0:34.6	We're off this is such a good start just like oh look we kind of look like
0:38.8	springy watermelon you know colors this is actually from in Winchester, Virginia. Kobe, whatever. Oh, he brought his toy. He wants to get all the attention now before it's not true.
0:52.0	Him anymore.
0:53.0	So in Winchester, Virginia, they have this festival called Apple Blossom Festival.
0:57.0	I know that you never brought me to.
0:58.0	But you never really wanted to go, but I...
1:00.0	That is not true.
1:02.0	Don't put words to my mouth. You were like, it's kind of tacky.
1:06.0	Anyway, so I lived for this event. It was awesome. It was like the Fireman's Parade.
1:10.0	This like, and they always had like one special guest every every year I think they had
1:15.9	Lindsay Lohan what the hell's his name from ghost bucked Dan acroid you don't know
1:21.1	who Dan acrood is I'm not good with names.
1:23.0	He's from Ghostbusters. He's from Blues Brothers.
1:26.0	Bill Murray.
1:27.0	I mean, well, Bill Murray was in Ghostbusters.
1:29.0	Can you show me a picture of, what's his name?
1:31.0	You literally have a massive laptop in front of you. Oh so now I could use my phone. Yeah. Interesting. Okay.
1:37.2	What did I say Dan Aroyd? Are you going to turn it towards me? Oh yeah, never he's one of those people who I think his
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