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The Rest Is History

491. History's Greatest Beards: From Egyptian Queens to Medieval Conquerors (Part 1)

The Rest Is History

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History

4.618.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

What did Marcus Aurelius, Jesus, and Ragnar Lothbrok all have in common? Apart from their notorious and symbolic deaths, all three men boasted luscious beards. Throughout history, beards have posed quite the conundrum for all those able to grow them. While some Roman emperors chose to outlaw beards in retaliation to the Greek penchant for hipster stubble, others chose to grow them long and strong to demonstrate their machismo and sexual prowess. The question of “to beard or not to beard” is one which has puzzled men (and women!) over the course of civilisation, leading to hairy battles and questionable postiches but, in this miniseries, Tom and Dominic settle the great debate once and for all. Join our clean shaven hosts as they wade through the long and scraggly history of the beard. From Alexander the Great’s ingenious beardless marketing strategy to the chinstrap beards of Ancient Egypt, prepare to have your mind blown by the remarkable power of facial hair. _______ *The Rest Is History LIVE in the U.S.A.* If you live in the States, we've got some great news: Tom and Dominic will be performing throughout America in November, with shows in San Francisco, L.A., Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington D.C., Boston and New York. *The Rest Is History LIVE at the Royal Albert Hall* Tom and Dominic, accompanied by a live orchestra, take a deep dive into the lives and times of two of history’s greatest composers: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Ludwig van Beethoven. Tickets on sale now at TheRestIsHistory.com _______ Twitter: @TheRestHistory @holland_tom @dcsandbrook Producer: Theo Young-Smith Assistant Producer: Anouska Lewis Executive Producers: Jack Davenport + Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Thank you for listening to the rest is history.

0:02.2

For weekly bonus episodes, add free listening, early access to series and membership

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of our much-love chat community, go to the rest is history.com and join the club. That is, the rest is History.com. And join the club.

0:13.5

That is, The Rest is History.

0:15.5

dot com. Are you a man or a woman? A man? Very well then. A dawn a man not a woman. Woman is born smooth and dainty by nature, and if she is very

0:37.4

hairy, she is a prodigy and is exhibited at Rome among the prodigies, But for a man not to be hairy is the same thing.

0:46.7

And if by nature he has no hair, he is a prodigy. But if he shaves his chin and plucks out his hairs what shall we make of him?

0:55.8

Where shall we exhibit him and what notice shall we post?

0:59.1

I will show you, we say to the audience, a man who wishes to be a woman rather than a man what a

1:06.5

dreadful spectacle. So Tom that was the wokest man in the Roman Empire. That was Epictetus. He's a philosopher, isn't he? He's having a dialogue. Stoic philosopher.

1:19.1

His views about male grooming, beards, facial hair, and indeed gender more broadly would be considered

1:27.2

controversial today, I think it's fair to say.

1:29.2

I think it would, but he's obviously reflecting the mores of the time.

1:33.2

Yeah, he's a fascinating man. He was a former slave.

1:36.2

He taught the Emperor Hadrian among other people.

1:39.8

And he points to the way in which the topic of today's episode, namely beards and facial hair.

1:47.0

It's about more than just fashion, isn't it?

1:49.0

It's about more than grooming.

1:50.5

It touches on all kinds of political and philosophical and indeed religious sensitivities.

1:56.5

So a fascinating topic.

1:58.5

It's bizarre how this topic opens up so many lines of inquiry. Public health, masculinity, the relationship

2:06.3

between Russia and the West, all of these things are wrapped up in the beard.

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