493 Top 10 Excuses for Avoiding Sex

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	You were listening to a pleasure podcast.
0:02.7	For more from our sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com.
0:09.1	Do you know, I, uh...
0:10.4	Oh, no, what?
0:11.6	I think I pulled a muscle during sex and it still hasn't healed.
0:16.0	It's been months.
0:17.0	What?
0:17.4	Every time I'm in yoga, it reactivates it.
0:20.6	Maybe you have a strain from yoga.
0:23.4	No, it's a strain from sex is what that is.
0:25.6	You may have a, um, a hernia.
0:29.9	No, no.
0:32.0	I might.
0:36.6	Welcome to sex talk with my mom.
0:38.8	I'm Cam Poder.
0:39.7	And I'm Karen Leapoder.
0:40.7	That's my mother.
0:41.6	And that's my son.
0:42.6	We chat about sex on a weekly basis.
0:45.0	And all the things you typically don't talk about with a parent.
0:47.7	We like to make the most uncomfortable conversations comfortable.
0:50.5	So strap in.
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