#495 - We're Gonna Fill The Grand Canyon

The Basement Yard

Joe Santagato

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the base
0:02.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:09.0	Frank, you seem like you're focused on something.
0:12.0	Well, Joey, I am the danger.
0:17.0	I am the one who knocks.
0:24.1	Frank's watching Breaking Bad at home, and that's pretty evident.
0:26.1	It is a problem.
0:27.9	I'll admit it.
0:31.3	When I get into shows, they become my whole personality sometimes.
0:32.1	And that's okay.
0:33.4	So you're going to start cooking meth?
0:35.0	I'm not going to start cooking meth.
0:36.8	Do you think you'd be good at cooking meth?
0:38.8	No, because I have no knowledge of chemistry.
0:41.9	Although, I will say this.
0:43.2	It's probably just like cooking.
0:45.0	I am confident enough, what are you doing?
0:46.1	What did I do?
0:48.9	You're looking at us like something's going on. Because you guys were talking about cooking meth, I was it?
0:52.7	Start the timer.
0:53.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55.3	Dementitized.
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