498: Pagan Invasion 7: Evolution

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🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties."
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