And the greatest tracker in all the world is trying to track down the monster.

So they have him see like a whole damn tree snapped in half.

And he's like, oh, I might have gone through it.

And then it torn off hand.

I'm like, do any of the clues not have a yellow goddamn arrow above them?

The hand might as well be pointing in the direction of the bone not have a yellow goddamn arrow above them?

The hand might as well be pointing in the direction of the bone devil.

I wanted him to like, because often, and this is what they do in this, they'll grab a bit of blood,

and they'll smell the blood, and then they'll taste it.

I was hoping he was going to lick the end of the hand just to be like, okay, is this one, this is a hand. God Awful

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Welcome back to the gamcast.

Each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because we don't know that the tides will still work if we don't.

I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off this week and he's really going to regret it.

But sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?

Episode 500, No Illusions.

Five fucking hundred of these we've done.

And to help us celebrate that,

we're excited to welcome back

the absolute perfect goddamn guest

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