He said that he was a community liaison officer.

He said, well, are you Harry the Owl on Twitter?

There's been a complaint about some of the views that you've expressed on Twitter.

Somebody's complained and said that your place of work is not safe for trans people.

And this is when my old policing head kicked him.

And I said, he said, I need to check your thinking. And that was the moment.

There were the very words he said, I need to check your thinking. We are in the land of cloud

cuckoos, my police stalker. I became aware of a police account on Twitter, a trans police officer.

I'm going to arrest the fucking cop. And he went, you know, I am. I'm going to arrest the fucking cop. And he went, you're not. I'm

going to arrest the sergeant. You leave that tape running because of something I want to say.

You are now under arrest. He said, you can't arrest me. I'm the sergeant. I said, I just

fucking did. You've got the maddest story I've ever heard, and we're going to go into that.

It is a completely insane story.

But first, tell me just a little bit about you, because you were a police officer.

What's your story?

Right.

Okay.

So, yeah, I was a police officer a long, long time ago.

I was a police officer back in the 1800s for about 10 minutes. That's the truth

of the matter. Actually, it was back in the 1980s and 90s. It didn't particularly suit me. I didn't

like being at the bottom of the pile. I think I would have made an excellent chief constable,

but unfortunately you have to be everything else before they're allowed to do that

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