527 Teaser - Feelings Crimes at the Equinox

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🗓️ 28 May 2021

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0:00.0	which is to be fair to Christian to this movie.
0:04.2	Christian Bell is able to repeatedly kill all these guys
0:07.0	because they're like, okay, we have these long G36 rifles.
0:10.3	Let's all stand two inches away from him in a circle
0:13.4	where he can even extend our guns
0:15.4	and he can just beat the shit out of us with karate.
0:18.3	Well, their mobility is limited
0:19.8	because they're all wearing a daft punk helmets
0:22.2	and long leather BDSM trench coats.
0:24.2	It's not really good at fighting.
0:26.2	No, they suck.
0:27.2	It honestly reflects poorly on the rebels
0:30.4	that their plan is basically,
0:33.2	your plan should basically be just run it these guys.
0:37.0	They can move 20 degrees a minute.
0:40.1	It does really seem to suggest
0:41.8	that the only person who is keeping
0:44.0	the no feelings dictatorship of life was Christian Bell.
0:48.2	Yeah, everyone else sucks.
0:49.3	Like everyone else sucks bad.
0:51.1	Yeah.
0:51.9	Honey, have you seen those muscles?
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