536 - In The Bunker (6/28/21)

Chapo Trap House

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

It’s a jumbo sized Chapo today, starting with a return of our smash hit segment “Animal Facts” to start off with 20 min of levity and speculation on which of Nature’s magnificent creatures are conduits to the spiritual and/or extraterrestrial world. Then, after one of Will’s maybe sweatiest ever transitions, we move on to discussing the tragic Miami condo collapse and the narrowing aperture of improvement in American life. Finally, we read from two accounts of the last days of the Trump Administration, confirming a lot of what we suspected, and adding a few more juicy details of what Trump, Rudy and the gang were actually up to on Jan. 6. Also there’s a little bonus segment on “Woke Capitalism” and the future of “Trumpism” as a political project at the end.

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0:00.0	All right, gang, warm up, Sash.
0:03.2	Let's get the rift chooses, flow, and I'm going to spit 10 interesting animal facts at you.
0:08.8	Let's just get our minds a little mental calisthenics based on our friends in the animal
0:15.0	kingdom.
0:17.0	These are colds from 75 animal facts that will change the way you view the animal kingdom
0:22.0	at bestlifeonline.com.
0:25.5	First animal fact.
0:27.5	Let me know if you've already heard this fact and just your general thoughts.
0:32.7	Coala fingerprints are so close to humans that they could taint crime scenes.
0:38.0	What are they getting away with?
0:39.5	I mean, that's true.
0:40.5	That's true.
0:41.5	We don't know how many crimes they've committed.
0:43.4	I mean, are people getting away with murders in Australia just because there's a bunch
0:46.8	of koalas like near the scene of the crime?
0:48.9	They're like, I'll tell you what, I wish we could narrow it down, but it seems like the
0:53.5	victim was stabbed by 11 individuals at the same time.
0:57.1	I mean, Australia seems like one of those countries where it's like getting a murder
1:01.2	charges like a traffic ticket in America where it's like, no, just contest it.
1:05.6	Chances are no one's going to show up and you can just kill that guy.
1:10.0	I mean, also, how many homicides in Australia are just someone who stepped on a spider that
1:15.4	was so venomous that it kills you instantly?
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