Hi everybody. Just before we start this week's show we have a very exciting announcement to make which is that we are going on tour later this year

That's right no such thing as a fish presents Thunder nerds. We are back on the road and if you want to come see us live you can do that

the first date kicking off the tour is the 14th of August at the Edinburgh Fringe

tickets are available for that now and then the rest of the UK if you want to come and see us we will be in Bristol and then we're going to come and see us

we will be in Bristol and then we're going over to Ireland to Dublin

Then we're going to be in Glasgow, New Castle Cardiff, London, Manchester.

That is all happening throughout September and October this year.

Yes, and if you want to get tickets to a brand new live recording of the show,

which by the way, we should say includes lots of actually very funny bits we don't put into the

final show better in many ways you just need to go to no such thing as a fish

dot com slash live all the tickets are available there some of them has sold

out already some of them there are some tickets left for, so go go.

Howry now. All right that's it. On with the show.

On with the podcast. Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing is a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn.

My name is Dan Schreiber. I am sitting here with James Harkin, Anna Tushinsky and Andrew Hunter Murray,

and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days,

and in a particular order here we go

starting with fact number one and that is Andy my fact is that British

elections couldn't go ahead without a device called the Spanker.

Oh, because without it we wouldn't have any conservative MPs.

Actually we're recorded this two weeks before the election and at the moment it looks like we might not have any

certain things. Yes, so we don't know the result so really it could go either way. I personally think

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