Hey Bridget.

Hey Charlie, how are you?

I'm good. So you work at America's Test Kitchen, right?

Hi, sure do.

And I happen to know you love Oreos.

But knowing this, I wanted to share with you this

Oreo Personality Test I found.

An Oreo Personality Test. Don't even know what that means.

So there's this retired professor at Virginia Commonwealth University,

named Randall Sleuth, who created this, I think you could fairly say

it's a tongue-in-cheek Oreo Test of Personality.

And it has 10 different categories for the ways that you might eat an Oreo cookie,

like the whole thing at once or one bite at a time.

I, for example, I'm number seven, twisted apart, eating the inside

and then tossing the cookie.

Okay, and it says, you are good at business and take risks that pay off.

That's good.

You take what you want and throw away the rest.

You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feeling for others.

You should be ashamed yourself, but that's okay.

You don't care. You got yours.

It sounds like you're an Oreo sociopath at this point.

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