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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

#552 - This Won't Happen to You (AUDIO)

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

To coincide with Doug crashing on fan's couches to and from Kansas City - Here is a time some random fans stopped by for a drink, not knowing they were about to be surprise guests on a podcast all about them. This won't happen to you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Until I get here sit over and grab one of those chairs and you can give us the

0:06.6

All right this would have happened. I was still up this morning. Well, I woke up again. I went to bed, all sober and shit. Oh, where's the, uh, the coasters?

0:20.0

They were inside.

0:22.0

So yeah, I watched that, It's the best thing I think I've ever seen on Netflix a series called

0:28.4

That little fucking reindeer baby reindeer what do we already talk about this it's about the

0:36.7

comedian and the stalker it is so fucking good so uh... i stayed up i just went to bed early and I was going to sleep, but that was so good.

0:46.0

I ended up staying up till like 1 o'clock in the morning and then woke up again at 5,

0:50.0

so I'm going through Reddit and my emails and on Reddit under the stand-up comedy

0:56.2

Reddit so someone posted what do I have to live in one of the major cities to do comedy or what cities should I live in and someone in the

1:04.9

in the comments wrote Bisbee Arizona so uh and then the next guy said yeah

1:10.9

that guy about me he yeah, that's weird, a guy moved out there

1:15.9

and gave his address to the whole world that just hangs out with randos, uh, all the time, or at least he used to and when I went from that to my email the first email I check was

1:29.7

Randos passing through Arizona saying hey can we stop in for a drink and I went well since that's what I'm known for but yeah

1:37.8

But we haven't we haven't had a rando over in a while. So yeah Benjamin Benjamin Franklin on Reddit stand-up. This is all because

1:48.8

you posted that I I spend all my time hanging out with the randos at the end of the world here.

1:55.9

So we got two guys coming.

2:00.8

One of them is unfortunately named George Floyd.

2:05.0

Success, yes, that's my real name.

2:09.0

That's what he said.

2:11.0

And all I know is him and his buddy are driving cross country and coming through Arizona and they should be here in about 15 minutes,

2:21.4

not knowing that they will be our guests on the podcast.

2:25.2

They just think they're coming for a cocktail, but it's pretty much the same thing.

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