56. Giving you goodbyes, oral hygiene, and harsh comebacks

Give It To Me Straight

Society & Culture, Relationships, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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If Jon made an OnlyFans, would you subscribe? I think we all would. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss OnlyFans, oral hygiene, and harsh comebacks. Jon may have the body for OnlyFans but when it comes to comebacks, he lacks major…how you say…je ne sais quoi. We can leave the diss tracks to Alex. She’s pregnant so she’s got a natural fire under her butt. Submit your questions here! 0:00 - Intro 17:46 - What’s Your Kink? 20:50 - Say Hello To Hygiene 25:26 - I Want To Be My Husband’s OnlyFan 31:26 - I Don’t Want Your Mom’s Ring 34:26 - Have Goals or Get Out! 38:09 - I Think He’s Cheating…Again 43:19 - His Mother Poked Holes In His Condoms 51:13 - Fighting is Fine! 55:43 - He Needs His “Guy Time" 01:00:53 - Reading Your Secrets 01:01:05 - A Sad Goodbye Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.com Visit our other website www.alexjon.com Find us on Instagram! Podcast Alex Jon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're not cool for not wearing a helmet.
0:02.2	Not saying I'm cool.
0:03.5	No, like you think that you're cool.
0:05.0	You're like, oh, I'm gonna like look like a nerd wearing a helmet.
0:07.8	No, like you're not cool for not wearing one.
0:09.7	You know what's not cool?
0:10.5	A head injury.
0:11.4	I didn't say I won't.
0:12.4	I'll wear the helmet. You know what? not your
0:15.0	I didn't say I won't I'll wear the helmet you know what fuck it I'm not your mom I'm gonna wear the helmet you
0:16.0	want John I just want you to know like I'm signing you off to whatever facility so I don't have to
0:21.5	instinct the Senate health no because this was your choice Welcome back to the Give It To Me Straight! I'm Alex.
0:33.0	And I am John, and we're your gracious, gracious, gracious,
0:38.0	host.
0:39.0	Yay!
0:41.0	What's up?
0:42.0	Happy Tuesday, John.
0:43.0	Happy Tuesday.
0:45.0	How was your weekend?
0:46.0	What did I do?
0:47.0	What did we do?
0:48.0	What are we allowed to say?
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