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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

#563 Murder's in the Air

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Disclaimer: this video contains sounds of Andy rolling his dog Riley's body up in a tarp. Skip from 14:15-14:39 if you don't want to hear any dead dog stuff.

Fresh off the heels from euthanizing Riley, Doug and Andy meet up with an ex-con who shares common history with Doug.

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0:00.0

There's a few things that will rope me in immediately on an email where people will say,

0:05.6

hey, I'm a, I'm also a former masshole, like Massachusetts,

0:10.0

I'm gonna buddy up with you over that like but I killed my parents you're definitely and

0:19.1

it's weird to sit at the bar and wait like all right we don't know what you guys me and my sister coming in

0:25.9

We'll do your podcast and and then this guy's sitting in the lobby like with tattooed heads and necks and stuff and you go like

0:35.6

everyone in this lobby looks like they felt somebody. He had a John 316

0:40.9

hat and it said God say it's like oh that's definitely a guy I'm terrified of that

0:45.9

fucker he'd be the one I would stay there so so but I knew as soon as you guys

0:50.4

came in it you don't have luggage you're not going all right this is gonna and I was

0:56.3

when you when you're profiling a murderer you come in like a junior sling blade dressed like almost a boy scout outfit and how will do you now?

1:10.0

I'm 26 26

1:12.0

Well, prison did good, but you look youthful for.

1:16.0

Prison did me a lot of good.

1:18.0

Yeah, yeah.

1:19.0

That was a really, I don't know, there's parent there's no strag I'm just jumping all around

1:26.2

but no that was a funny that's what we do I was a really faggy kid I mean I was really

1:30.4

just fucking very sheltered did you say faggy kid I was a fucking little oh I was yeah terrible

1:38.6

I was I was a faggy kid too and boy did the old men take notice.

1:44.0

Well, that's another surprising thing. Even my sister's like, wait, it's just how did you not get raped in prison? Like how were you out?

1:52.0

Yeah. Yeah. And and I look you know it was even more of a twink back then

1:57.5

but I've had a discussion with my brothers because like half of us were molested and then

2:02.3

half was like you know am I better like, you know, am I better than the, you know.

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