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No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.

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0:00.0	Got a side hustle, like making money from a hobby, selling stuff online or doing a bit of dog walking outside your day job.
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0:20.0	Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Fish.
0:23.6	We've got a very exciting one for you today.
0:25.6	It is our Valentine's Day special.
0:28.6	So yeah, we've collected together some of the sexiest, most romantic facts that we could possibly find for your listening pleasure,
0:34.6	and we'll be getting to that over the course of this episode.
0:37.5	However, before we get into that, I've just got a quick announcement, which is that we have
0:41.8	a live show coming up in July at the Crossed Wires Festival podcast in Sheffield.
0:47.8	So the Crossed Wires Podcast Festival is fantastic. It debuted last year. It was co-created by our
0:53.6	good buddy Alice Levine from
0:55.3	my dad wrote a porno and they are back this year for round two and really excitingly she has invited
1:00.8	us to be part of it. So we will be there to record a live episode at the City Hall on the 6th of
1:06.5	July at 2pm and if you want to come along you just need to head to no such thing as a fish.com
1:11.9	slash live to get your tickets right now. It's going to be great fun. As I say, a live podcast
1:17.2	recording with a bunch of silly extra bits thrown in as well. And if you get a chance,
1:22.2	why not head over to the crossedwires. Live website as well. That's the address. So many great shows are going to be there this year.
1:29.3	It's so awesome that these podcast festivals are erupting around the UK. Do support them.
1:34.1	And do come see us. We'd love to see you there. All right. Well, let's get into this week's episode.
1:38.6	It is our Valentine's Day special. Enjoy our sexy, sexy facts. On with the show.
1:56.6	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn.
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